BRIGHT LIGHT BLINDS LOCAL MAN

"We were traveling into Damascus to destroy christianity, when this tree started to glow,I figured there was some thing behind the tree so I looked behind it, and saw this really bright light."then the light said "Saul why do you persacute me? "I was scared that the voice would harm me for eavsdroping, so I ran back home and hid until you reporter dudes came." Police are wondering if the man has gone psycho during such a long jurney, and just got the sun in his eyes or not, and we will interview Saul and his other companions after this commercial breack...

The Mystery Message chapter 1 A STRANGE CODE

As I write this I am trying to decode a mesage.By the way I live in Cat Country,the dogs are trying to take over, and us cats have to stop them! Thier leader is a bloodthirsty bull dog called Bruis, It makes my fur stand on end just thinking about him! Second in charge is a horrible huskey called Hudson, I hiss if anyone mensions his name. The story goes like this...
It was a very windy day so I checked my watch size weathervane/compas to see wich way the wind was blowing, it was blowing north (the direction bruis lives) and I was walking south . And a paper that was blowing in the wind and hit me in the face! So I decided 2 read it...it ended up looking like some sort of seacret code, since it was written in symbols one thing for it was a dog code since the symbols encluded, a dog bone, the dogs rule symble, Bruis's signature, Hudson's signature,and sevral other dog thing, Im kind of a detective, so I took out my fuzzy purple note book and took some notes about the code,(us cats always take dog stuff sieriously scince cat country is in our hands.) since Bruis lives up north, and Hudson lives down south. And if its something Hudson was sending 2 bruis it coud be plans on how 2 take over cat contry! And if thats so, and if I mess up those plans, I could save cat country! AND THATS WHY I AM TRYING TO DE-CODE A MESAGE