BRIGHT LIGHT BLINDS LOCAL MAN

"We were traveling into Damascus to destroy christianity, when this tree started to glow,I figured there was some thing behind the tree so I looked behind it, and saw this really bright light."then the light said "Saul why do you persacute me? "I was scared that the voice would harm me for eavsdroping, so I ran back home and hid until you reporter dudes came." Police are wondering if the man has gone psycho during such a long jurney, and just got the sun in his eyes or not, and we will interview Saul and his other companions after this commercial breack...